Lyrics

Words & Music: Phyl Lobl

Two if you are human,
Four if you're a dog,
Six if you're an insect living in a log,
Eight if you're a spider in a web up on a wall,
But if you are an earthworm you've got none at all.

Cent can mean a hundred,
Pede can mean a foot.
A centipede's a creature with a hundred pedes to put, A millipede has many more than one can really use.
It might not be a thousand but I'd hate to buy the shoes.