All DOWN THE SOUTH COAST

All Down the South Coast

Performed by Margaret Roadknight

Basd on modern times and my own observations & stimulated by the name of a poem from Engliand that stuck in my mind and which came to my ears via Margret Roadknight. Although it bears the same title and has a link of suggestive content this is definitely an Oz South Coast song.

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All down the south coast hear the sea-gull calls,
See the sunburnt surfies burnishing their ....
Bodies in the rock pools,
Handling the woodwork tools.
Polishing their ‘*family jewels ‘,
Daily.

CHORUS
La la la la la la la la la.

All down the South Coast people keeping fit,
Eat their prunes and vegetables in order to .....
Show the ability,
To use the facility.
With colonic agility,
Daily.

All down the South Coast surfing through the tubes,
See the lovely ladies revealing their ......
Undying passions,
Sea-side surf fashions.
And *‘mammary rations’,
Daily.

All down the South Coast sunning on the decks,
See the happy people having lots of -
Fun in souped up Commodores,
Walking their carnivores.
Sleeping with (their) *paramours,
Daily.

Don’t you wish that you lived down the South Coast?

(OR alternatively)
Aren’t you glad that you live down the South Coast?

* References
Family Jewels - slang for male genitalia.
Mammery Rations - My term for breast size.
Commodore - Brand of car.
Souped-up - Slang for a car that has been made more powerful.
Facility - Toilet

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